Shershly Mah Bestest Friend

Fulton: Duuuuuuuuude you are, like, sher-shly my new best friend!!! *hic*
Crispin: Do you always act so gay when you're drunk?

Fulton needed a drinking buddy when Crispin walked by. It didn't matter to Fulton that Crispin wasn't drinking, of course. It's a male camaraderie thing s'all. Beer tastes better with friends!!

I just hope they don't go out to pick up girls after this, because Crispin is going to get all the attention. Like Fulton needs that kind of kick to the ego...

Crispin belongs to almighty ! _{(I warned you this might happen lol)}
Fulton is